your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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