"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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