My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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