do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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