Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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