She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
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Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Is Oprah even human
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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