Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
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I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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