if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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