I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Are my feet made of real feet?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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