if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You did what with his pubic hair?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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