I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Girls should come with a carfax report
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
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