i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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