i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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