i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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