We're like a lot better than the average bears
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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