I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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