Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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