we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
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Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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