East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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