You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I am available for nakedness
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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