Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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