I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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