therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
no, he came in my armpit
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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