Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
