I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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