You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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