are you still at the devil's house?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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