Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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