You don't have asthma, your pregnant
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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