does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
vagina is talking i cant
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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