When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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