I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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