found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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