Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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