Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
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Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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