Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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