Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize
