So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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