you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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