i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
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Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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