I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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