D3 body, D1 cock
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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