Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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