Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I got inside last night via doggy door
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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