Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
