The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Houston, we have a blender
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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