Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question