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(678): View more from Georgia

quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts

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too late i think im gettin a gcui

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(678): quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts (678): too late i think im gettin a gcui http://tfl.nu/nfhn

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?

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(250): Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep? http://tfl.nu/pboz

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(713): View more from Texas

My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it

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(713): My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it http://tfl.nu/zhky

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(253): View more from Washington

Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.

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(253): Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away. http://tfl.nu/2pvy

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.

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(501): Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog. http://tfl.nu/8mg1

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.

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(267): I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night. http://tfl.nu/8jcd

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(850): View more from Florida

If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.

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(850): If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes. http://tfl.nu/8h92

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(301): View more from Maryland

I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.

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(301): I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had. http://tfl.nu/epuv

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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.

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(717): Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards. http://tfl.nu/kyyg

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(425): View more from Washington

Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break

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Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.

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(425): Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break (425): Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk. http://tfl.nu/ki3s

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(206): View more from Washington

If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying

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(206): If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying http://tfl.nu/3uun

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(518): View more from New York

Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day

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(518): Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day http://tfl.nu/4jpm

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(406): View more from Montana

I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.

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(406): I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed. http://tfl.nu/t535

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(914): View more from New York

Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?

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(914): Can we smoke pot out of a menorah? http://tfl.nu/n6fj

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Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?

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(734): Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up? http://tfl.nu/3eiv

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