I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper