i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today