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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...

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  Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test

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  wow, a mother in the making

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  We are hot boxing the gondola

  (607): View more from New York

  I hate everything.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk

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• (914): View more from New York

  There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper

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