Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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