today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
me + whiskey = a bad person
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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