Dual....:-)
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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