my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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